The Stupendous Wave doesn’t write video descriptions because he’s too busy single‑handedly holding the entire Star Wars Expanded Universe together with caffeine and raw Force energy. Every time he tries to type a description, another obscure Legends fact bursts into his brain like:
“WAIT — DID I MENTION THAT PALPATINE’S THIRD CLONE HAD A SECRET BACKUP PLAN TO COUNTERACT THE BACKUP PLAN OF HIS BACKUP PLAN?”
By the time he finishes explaining that to the microphone, the upload button has already been hit, the video is live, and YouTube is politely asking:
“Would you like to add a description?”
And he responds:
“No. I must speak of Darth Plagueis immediately.”
Also:
- He’s too deep into lore to remember the mortal world uses paragraphs.
- He assumes we all telepathically know what the video is about.
- He believes descriptions are for the weak.
- And honestly… he’s right. We click anyway.
In short:
The Stupendous Wave doesn’t write descriptions because he’s too busy unleashing 12 minutes of pure Star Wars brain‑melting lore at 400 words per minute.
And we love him for it
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