Think Pinocchio is the heartwarming tale of a little wooden boy? Not according to the 1996 direct-to-video horror movie “Pinocchio’s Revenge” it ain’t!
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Pinocchio’s back, and this time he’s traded moral lessons for murder attempts. Brandon gleefully unpacks every splintered scare, courtroom meltdown, and puppet‑based crime scene with his signature chaotic charm.
This is peak 90s horror weirdness: a film that wants to be a legal thriller, a slasher, and a psychological drama all at once — and somehow manages to be none of them, gloriously. Brandon’s commentary turns every wooden plot twist into comedy gold, proving once again that no puppet is safe from his roast‑level analysis.
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a children’s classic gets shoved into a VHS blender with Chucky and a Lifetime movie, this review answers it with style. 🪵🔪😄